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Prussia, please. You haven't got a clue

You offer up a bounty but you just can't pay what's due

Your diamonds, your emeralds, and your lapiz lazul

As well as your dignity, taken like fools



It's funny that you say that tormm waved a false flag

when you carry a derpbird dressed up as a fag

Now I'm new to the server, but I'll treat you like Russia played

Put you on the table to show you what a mess you made



You callin' on mercs, but we can pay double

15 blocks of diamonds for a screenshot of their trouble

We pay for results, we don't pay in handsome

So cut up these liars and we'll ship you the ransom


Signed,

Snoube, Grand Wizard of Colomica


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